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Nigerian wonders

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Post a joke here,  and let's see the funniest.

Garri no get advert but e sell pass indomie.
No matter how tom tom sell e go sell pass slippers.
If you never thief meat from pot before then your mama no sabi cook.
A girl who laughs at your dry joke during first date no get transport fare go back home.
Warri is the only place where you will find people kissing wife with there both eyes wide open so as not to get caught.
Say hausa man poor no mean say e no fit
afford to buy transistor radio.
You can't kneel down to greet your parents but you fit kneel down give your gf flower, una go explain for judgement day.
If the alarm of a china phone no fit wake you up forget you don die.
To listen to cool fm just put your radio for fridge.
Is a small world no
mean say you fit trek
from your house
reach malaysia.

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There was a group of men
gathered at a church programme
on how to live in a loving
relationship with your wife. The
men were asked, ‘How many of
you love your wife?’ All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, ‘When
was the last time you told your
wife you loved her?’ Some men
answered today, some yesterday,
majority didn’t remember. The
men were then told to take their cell phones and send the
following text to their respective
wife: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the men were told to
exchange phones and read the
responding text messages. Here are some of the replies: 1. Have you impregnated
someone again
2. That was then,not now
3. You wan borrow money abi
4. What did you do now? I won’t
forgive you this time!!!
5. Meaning??
6. Is that a new song??
7. Am I dreaming? ???????
8. If you don’t tell me who this
message is actually for, you will
die today…!!!
9. I asked you to stop drinking
10. Who is this?
See Gobeeeeeeeee
What would you wife have replied with?

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Not to lie, my SS3 classmates can never know how much I miss them.

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efemena wrote:

There was a group of men
gathered at a church programme
on how to live in a loving
relationship with your wife. The
men were asked, ‘How many of
you love your wife?’ All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, ‘When
was the last time you told your
wife you loved her?’ Some men
answered today, some yesterday,
majority didn’t remember. The
men were then told to take their cell phones and send the
following text to their respective
wife: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the men were told to
exchange phones and read the
responding text messages. Here are some of the replies: 1. Have you impregnated
someone again
2. That was then,not now
3. You wan borrow money abi
4. What did you do now? I won’t
forgive you this time!!!
5. Meaning??
6. Is that a new song??
7. Am I dreaming? ???????
8. If you don’t tell me who this
message is actually for, you will
die today…!!!
9. I asked you to stop drinking
10. Who is this?
See Gobeeeeeeeee
What would you wife have replied with?

love you too
lolz

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efemena wrote:

Not to lie, my SS3 classmates can never know how much I miss them.

me too

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am not a funny person, would have posted.
@efemena

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