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See the insult Akpos gave his teacher.

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Teacher: who can make a sentence with the
word STRESS?
Mary: You are causing me
more STRESS
John: I hate STRESS
Akpos: Yesterday i saw our
teacher and our headmiSTRESS
making love in her office.
The Teacher fainted!

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*Viagra Prank*
There was a family gathering, with all
generations around the table.
Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into
Grandpa's drink, and after a while, Grandpa
excused himself because he had to go to the
bathroom.
When he returned, however, his trousers
were wet all over.
'What happened, Grandpa?', he is asked by
his concerned children.
'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had
to go to the bathroom. So I took it out and
started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn't
mine, so I put it back!'

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A lecturer walked into a class room and told all the students that there will be An emergency test...
She Went straight to the black board and
wrote the instructions which says:

1) Time is 15mins
2) No copying
3) No cancellation of answers
4) Once it's time walk away from your desk. She told the students to get ready... that it will be a simple two
questions test

1)list four of your best foods
Immediately students started writing..

Boy's were writing Eba, pounded yam,rice, beans, fufu etc...

The girls were busy writing
Hotdogs, pizza, shawarma, burger,
vanilla iced cream etc....
All the ladies were happy until they saw the
final
question

2)Explain how to prepare your
favourite meal as listed in
question 1.

Yawa come gas..

See girls and cancellation
Dey cancelled all their first answer and started
changing it to:
yam, beans, white rice,, egg,
tea,akamu,indomie,dodo e.t.c. I was surprised when a Girl wrote hot water

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BULLET FOR JESUS
The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons. The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"
Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor. After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.
The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."

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:D  :D
Dedicated to me
Yesterday was my birthday.
Wish me well guys

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